Space Man Spiff

Space Man Spiff

(c) 1993 Shattered Image

“There goes that crazy kid again;
Ya know the one from down the street –
Calvin I think his name is….”

“He has those crazy dreams about the tiger?”

“Calls it Hobbs?”

“Yea, Hobbs – They’re always fuckin’ up somehow”

“What’s he yellin’ about?”

“Something like ‘Get my Transmorgophier Gun’ “

“Transmorgophier Gun !?!”

“What the fuck is a Zorg?…”
“…Who is Spaceman Spiff ? ! ? “

Yes He flies through the air
Like some, some psycho Buck Rogers Man
Stuck in that Alien’s Lair
Look out! Spaceman Spiff !!

“Calvin! Get your ass in here for Dinner”

“So what about that chick Suzie?”

“Ooh, GROSS!!( Get Rid Of Slimy Girls)”

“Remember last winter when she gave him a beatin’ in that snow ball fight??”

(Laughs)

Yes He flies through the air
Like some, some psycho Buck Rogers Man
Blastin’ through the Alien’s Lair
Look out! It’s Spaceman Spiff !!

“What the fuck is a Zorg?…
…And Who the hell is Spaceman Spiff ? ! ? “